Klytus
04-05-2003, 01:35 AM
Due to the fact that I am in the military and far from home I would
like to have some sort of feeling of security for my family and
fiends back home. It is widely rumored that terrorists have been
planning to make attacks on residential and rural areas in order to incite the population into either revolt for the transgressions on the Arab Holy Land or to instill enough fear to make the soldiers loose their will to fight. In light of this Intel I would like to
offer this simple solution to the problem. As we all know, it is
considered a sin for an Arab man to see a woman naked who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2pm Central time all American women are asked to walk outside their house completely naked to help weed out these terrorists that may be hiding in your area. Circling your block for at least one hour is recommended for this anit-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves outside on their lawn in yard chairs or the preferable "American Lazy-Boy" recliners. AND, since it is also considered a sin to consume alcohol it is recommended that having a 6-pak of your favorite beer with you would show further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment. The United States Soldiers currently deployed to Iraq, Afghanistan, and Israel appreciate your effort to reaffirm our sense of security at home. Just so we have proof, it is further recommended that at least four videotapes of the women...I mean anti-terrorist demonstration... be sent to SGT Nick Stansberry for proof viewing. Thank you for your support
like to have some sort of feeling of security for my family and
fiends back home. It is widely rumored that terrorists have been
planning to make attacks on residential and rural areas in order to incite the population into either revolt for the transgressions on the Arab Holy Land or to instill enough fear to make the soldiers loose their will to fight. In light of this Intel I would like to
offer this simple solution to the problem. As we all know, it is
considered a sin for an Arab man to see a woman naked who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2pm Central time all American women are asked to walk outside their house completely naked to help weed out these terrorists that may be hiding in your area. Circling your block for at least one hour is recommended for this anit-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves outside on their lawn in yard chairs or the preferable "American Lazy-Boy" recliners. AND, since it is also considered a sin to consume alcohol it is recommended that having a 6-pak of your favorite beer with you would show further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment. The United States Soldiers currently deployed to Iraq, Afghanistan, and Israel appreciate your effort to reaffirm our sense of security at home. Just so we have proof, it is further recommended that at least four videotapes of the women...I mean anti-terrorist demonstration... be sent to SGT Nick Stansberry for proof viewing. Thank you for your support