Yadeda
12-12-2002, 09:55 AM
At a stop sign, a man in a Volkswagen pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls:
"Hey, you got a telephone in there?"
The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."
"I got one too ... see?"
"Uh huh. Yes, that's very nice."
Then the man in the Volkswagen says, "You got a fax machine?"
"Why, actually, yes, I do."
"I do too! See? It's right here!"
"Uh huh."
The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says, "So, do YOU have a double
bed in back there?" And the guy in the Rolls says, "NO! Do you?"
"Yep, got my double bed right back here — see?"
The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off.
Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to fit a double bed into back of his car. About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up
his car and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen. He finally finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls his Rolls up next to it. The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels a little awkward
about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen. The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out. The guy in the Rolls says,
"Hey. Remember me?"
"Yeah, yeah, I remember you. What's up?"
"Check this out — I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."
And the man in the Volkswagen says...
"YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?"
"Hey, you got a telephone in there?"
The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."
"I got one too ... see?"
"Uh huh. Yes, that's very nice."
Then the man in the Volkswagen says, "You got a fax machine?"
"Why, actually, yes, I do."
"I do too! See? It's right here!"
"Uh huh."
The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says, "So, do YOU have a double
bed in back there?" And the guy in the Rolls says, "NO! Do you?"
"Yep, got my double bed right back here — see?"
The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off.
Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them to fit a double bed into back of his car. About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up
his car and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen. He finally finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls his Rolls up next to it. The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels a little awkward
about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen. The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out. The guy in the Rolls says,
"Hey. Remember me?"
"Yeah, yeah, I remember you. What's up?"
"Check this out — I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."
And the man in the Volkswagen says...
"YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?"