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Janari
05-17-2003, 11:37 AM
Originally posted by SteppySOA:

I have recently been accused of taking EverQuest too seriously. This was in response to my general opinion that Furor, he of the FOH threat to bag their marbles and move their patronage from Sony’s treasury to Blizzard’s, is actually a childish, overbearing, and possibly delusional idiot.

Well, I have a few things to say. Despite the fact that I have posted on this message board some 3000+ times, EverQuest is a COMPUTER GAME! I play for recreation. I do not play to validate my manhood, to overcome my feelings of inadequacy, or to live out some fantasy in which I actually do get to kick some ass now and then. If you think being able to join 71 other on-line friends in destroying a computer-generated dragon makes you somehow a better, smarter, cooler, or in any way superior person, then I pity you. Seriously, you are pathetic and deserve only pity (and a little contempt) if you think there is anything worthy of boasting in killing a computer-defined movable object. If, on the other hand, you find it entertaining and fun to join with your friends and play a game, then you are a healthy, normally adjusted individual.

Now, let me go into some detail on the interface between the real world and EQ. Sony is a big-ass company in Japan. You are what is commonly referred to as a consumer. The way world economy works, they sell a product to you and you, as a consumer, buy it. In this case, they not only sell a product, but provide an entertainment service to you. You pay them, they give you a game to play. Got it? You don’t work for Sony. You don’t earn brownie points by playing a lot and killing big mean computer monsters. You just entertain yourself. As long as you keep getting entertained, you keep paying Sony money. You and half a million other computer geeks. When you stop being entertained, you stop paying. It’s that simple. You’re not paying dues, you’re not punching a time-clock, you’re not earning green stamps or coupons to turn in for fabulous prizes. There is one and only one reason to keep shelling out your money for this service – you keep getting entertained.

Now, some players play sparingly. They may only be able to play 2 or 3 hours a week or even a month and their characters may only be level 7 or 8 and they may have only a small, poor-quality collection of gear on that character. For this, they pay oh, roughly $12.95 a month. Some players play 70 or 80 hours a week, have characters that are level 65 with hundreds of AA points, and some of the best gear in the game. For this, they pay, believe it or not, roughly $12.95 a month. It would seem, then, that the high-time, high-level guys are getting quite the bargain, wouldn’t it? Clearly, they are getting a whole lot more entertainment for their $12.95 than the low-time player, doesn’t it seem?

Here’s a clue, Furor – you didn’t work your ass off to get to Plane of Time. You PLAYED A GAME which is a form of entertainment for which you WILLINGLY PAID MONEY! Okay, so you were disappointed with the result and the outcome. Great. Quit. And don’t let the door hit your whining, sniveling, self-important geek ass on the way out. But the picture you try to paint that it was all sweat and toil and hard work and suffering you were laying down in your drudgery amongst the rabble of EQ (while still paying Sony $12.95 for the privilege) doesn’t make you look like a victim. It makes you look gullible. Seriously, if it was that horrible and painful and you kept paying for the privilege of suffering – well, come on man. Most lab rats learn faster than that. I have had people tell me all about your ‘contributions’ to the game – not that they could actually name or document a single one, mind you, but they insist you have, single-handedly, out of the goodness of your heart, made EQ a much better place for all of us. Which is utter bullshit! Sony has programmers and game designers who make money – presumably a fair chunk of it – writing the code for this game. And given the size and complexity of the game, they do a pretty good job of it. So good, in fact, that 500,000 people pay them $12.95 a month to play that game. Honestly, the idea that you have in any way helped them do their job or that it wouldn’t have been done as well or as fast without you around to squeal like an infant with a loaded diaper is incredibly laughable.

So you think you can put the fear of God into Sony Online Entertainment by threatening to remove 50 or 60 subscribers from their 500,000. Ummm-kay. Yeah, I can seem them bending over for you give the incredible economic power represented by the nearly $700 a month of income you threaten to remove from their intake of millions. By golly, with that kind of financial clout, maybe they should name a zone after you guys. Or design a new playable race with a city named Furorville as their home. By golly, if those massive dollar amounts alone do not have them quaking in their boots, certainly your threat to transfer that treasure trove of moolah to one of their competitors will do the trick!

Oh pardon moi – sarcasm is sometimes hard to resist.

Furor is a computer gamer. Believe me, it does not take a rocket scientist to punch auto-attack and occasionally hit the taunt and kick buttons. And before you tell me all about the L33T STRATS he and his guild have developed, let me point out that there are about 30 computer games more strategically demanding than EverQuest on my hard drive right now. I think it’s just spiffy that he and his guild found the time, persistence, and tactics to get into the Plane of Time. But I HOPE they are smart enough to realize that it isn’t going to impress anyone to put it on their resumes. In the real world, taking down the Rathe Council means one and only one thing – you got a ton of entertainment mileage out of your $12.95. But outside EQ, your mastery of the high end-game of EQ means absolutely dick. Even inside EQ, all it means is you have a whole lot more time on your hands than most of us.

The message Furor posted on the website is a blatant cry for help. This is a person whose identity is so tied to his achievements in a computer game, that he has come to believe his ‘accomplishments’ within the game have some value other than his own entertainment. He has come to believe that because he has seen more of the game and killed more imaginary monsters than other people, his $12.95 is somehow dramatically more important to SOE than yours or mine. If it is, Sony needs to have their customer service department re-trained immediately. Sony, let me point out what SHOULD be obvious to us all. You get fat off the casual, low time players – the ones who pay for a full game but only use a tiny fraction of your monthly bandwidth and server load. Resource hogs like Furor should be encouraged to leave as soon as you have a low-bandwidth replacement for them. He is sucking up way more than his share of your entertainment effort, if you ask me. The fact that he is still dissatisfied even after slurping up more of the entertainment slops than all the rest of us is clear proof his time has come. Boot him. You could easily accommodate 3 newbies with the server load he is sucking down and make 3 times the monthly income! Besides, if there is one thing that is obvious from his childish, immature squealing, it is that this is a person who you will never make happy, anyway.

Oh, and look at the last few patches! Sony is making it easier to be a newbie, easier for the casual player to move to harder zones, easier for people who don’t play 80 hours a week to enjoy more of the game in their limited time online.

And of course, that really really pisses Furor off because he seems to believe that the time he has spent playing, the time he has spent entertaining himself has somehow entitled him to more for his money than you or I get. Fortunately, Sony knows better. And so should Furor. And so should you.

Oh, and before you make an issue of how much time I spent writing up this little rant, let me give you the facts – 20 minutes. Tops. And that was with a couple of interruptions. Folks, I write for a living and I write fast. It’s part of my job and I enjoy it. It’s what I do for entertainment.

And unlike Furor, I often get paid for it.

logangrimnar
05-17-2003, 06:02 PM
nice!!!!! u got to love that! take that and shove it furor!!!!! what they should do is ban all his "followers" and hand out their armor they have to newbies to show low and mid game ppl whats out there. how cool would that be is a gm came up to u and handed some uber ass ...thing...

Ramsus
05-17-2003, 06:29 PM
right. god forbid anyone get pissed off for buying a game and getting to the end and finding out its not done.

of course, some folks will just keep kissing SOE's ass no matter what they do. others are tired of it and will move on.

uamil
05-19-2003, 10:50 PM
I think you post is long windid but i loved every line and word
i am glad there are people in thr world like you that can put the little eq geekoids like furo in there place

Kendayen
05-20-2003, 03:38 PM
lmao, beautiful :P i almost got trapped in the post, people like Furor just need to stfu and get out into the world so they can realize that they arent the only ones that matter and to everyone else, they arent shit, scuse my language...i hate to see good bandwidth and game usage, wasted on people like him <Sigh> oh well

Kalthanan
05-20-2003, 06:55 PM
It is just a game, but people do end up spending a lot of money and time on it.

Personally, if EQ stopped being fun, I'd quit. Of course, if I had just started playing last month, my definition of "fun" might be different than it is now, after so many years. :)

Mustaffa
05-20-2003, 10:46 PM
This is kinda like the relentless druid that I asked for a port yesterday, tell me "i am lvl 65 you have to be kidding... I dont port people". I was like ummm ok didnt realize you where so important /bow

FeriosNoncedo
05-21-2003, 06:14 AM
Haha, that's kinda funny. People that don't need money to do what their class is known for actually saying that when a simple " sorry, no can do :( " would be sufficient. And he's lying anyway...his guild makes him port people around and since they have class limits in guilds like that limiting the amount of druids, etc they have, he's prolly a big time port B*#@h every raid day. What he should have said was " I no longer port people for money because my time is more valuable than yours and you can't afford me. If you could give me uber gear or flags I would kiss your butt and be your monkey, but until then, know I am too uber to stoop to doing such things as "porting" and that I hate you. " If that pling nerf on the test server goes live, maybe we'll get less people like that running around ( lvl 65 people with lvl 4 minds), who knows. Yeah, post is sorta off the subject, but that just *$&%* me off.

Kalthanan
05-21-2003, 09:39 AM
I've never responded so arrogantly to anyone in the game.

My first answer is "Sorry, I can't right now" or at worst "Sorry, no".

What gets me is the people who say "Why, what are you doing that you're so busy?" and then I say "I said sorry, no", and they say "Why? Too good to port? It only takes a minute." and then I say "Welcome to my ignore list."

FeriosNoncedo
05-21-2003, 05:43 PM
Yeah, i know that side of it too. Nothing like someone trying to argue with you for 5 minutes as to why you HAVE to port them, and critique your level of how busy you are. A simple sorry, can't right now or sorry, no is a good answer, and I used it all the time..." but, but you're a DRUID!! That's YOUR JOB!" instead of " ok, thanks anyway" and the conversation is dead. Bigger ignore list is nice :) If the higher levels not being able to use group buffs on lower levels thing goes live, I think it will be for the best. I doubt people with nOOb mentality like that would stick it out long enough ( without pling) to be a lvl 60+ n00b. There's still ebay, but at least that'd weed out some of em.

p.s. sorry bout hijacking the thread