Yadeda
12-19-2002, 12:05 PM
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of the season" Saint Peter said, "you must each produce something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven on this holy day."
The first man fumbled through his pockets, pulled out a BIC lighter, and flicked it on. "It represents a candle" he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're jingle bells"
Saint Peter let him pass through the pearly gates also.
The third man searched through his pockets, pulled out a pair of women's panties, and handed them to St. Peter.
"What are these?" Saint Peter asked.
The man replied, "They're Carols"
:confused: :nana: :confused:
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of the season" Saint Peter said, "you must each produce something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven on this holy day."
The first man fumbled through his pockets, pulled out a BIC lighter, and flicked it on. "It represents a candle" he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're jingle bells"
Saint Peter let him pass through the pearly gates also.
The third man searched through his pockets, pulled out a pair of women's panties, and handed them to St. Peter.
"What are these?" Saint Peter asked.
The man replied, "They're Carols"
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