Cowboy

[Janari]

Two cowboys from Montana walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from
their throats. They stand at the bar, talking quietly about beef prices.
Suddenly a woman at a table behind them, who has been eating a sandwich,
begins to cough. After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress, and the cowboys slowly turn to look at her. "Kin ya
swaller?" drawls one of the cowboys. "No, " signals the woman,
desperately shaking her head. Kin ya breathe?" asks the other. The woman,
beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head "No!" again. The first
cowboy walks over to her, stands her up, lifts her skirt, bends down and
slowly runs his tongue up and down her left butt cheek. This shocks the
woman into a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her mouth, she
gasps, begins to breathe again and collapses back into her seat.
The cowboy calmly struts back to the bar and takes a sip of his beer. His
partner says in admiration....
"Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, But I ain't never
seed nobody do it."


Jan

[Talmis]

Bleh that's so corny bro. Lol :jest:

[Klytus]

sad part is coming from the bowels of east texas i actualy know some cowpokes that would fit in perfectly right there.

[Byornn]

flo... did you say "Bowels" there on purpose?

bad pun, Rack :furious:

and cute joke Knod :)