Kermadec
03-25-2006, 08:41 AM
A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the
bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With
the
worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with
trembling
hands.
"Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with
my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I've
been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew
you
would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her
tight
Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But
it's not only
the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very
happy. She
owns a trailer in the woods and has
a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having
many
more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
doesn't
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it
with the
other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the
meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy
can
get better. She sure deserves it!!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday,
I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son,
John
-----P.S. Dad, None of the above is true! I'm over at Tommy's house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you!! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With
the
worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with
trembling
hands.
"Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with
my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I've
been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew
you
would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her
tight
Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But
it's not only
the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very
happy. She
owns a trailer in the woods and has
a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having
many
more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
doesn't
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it
with the
other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the
meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy
can
get better. She sure deserves it!!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday,
I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son,
John
-----P.S. Dad, None of the above is true! I'm over at Tommy's house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you!! Call when it is safe for me to come home.