Janari
03-04-2003, 08:47 AM
One day Adam was walking through the Garden of Eden, when God stopped by to check on him.
"How are today Adam?" asks God
"Not bad, just kind of lonely" replies Adam
"Why are you lonely? I have given you a perfect place to live with all sorts of animals to keep you company"
"I know, it's just I need someone to talk to and your always busy creating" answers Adam.
"Well, tell you what I'll do" says God, "I will create for you a being of pure beauty who will befriend you, cook your meals, fulfill all you carnal desires, and will always support you 100%"
"Wow" Adam says, "Whats the catch?
"Well, I will need you to sacrifice your left eye, 6 teeth, your right thumb, 1 testicle, and your left big toe" explains God. " I know that is a big sacrifice, so I will let you think on it and I'll be back in the morning for your answer."
The next morning God returns and asks if Adam has thought over the proposal.
"Yes I have" says Adam.
"Good good, what is your answer then." asks God
"Well" Adam says, "What can I get for a rib?"
"How are today Adam?" asks God
"Not bad, just kind of lonely" replies Adam
"Why are you lonely? I have given you a perfect place to live with all sorts of animals to keep you company"
"I know, it's just I need someone to talk to and your always busy creating" answers Adam.
"Well, tell you what I'll do" says God, "I will create for you a being of pure beauty who will befriend you, cook your meals, fulfill all you carnal desires, and will always support you 100%"
"Wow" Adam says, "Whats the catch?
"Well, I will need you to sacrifice your left eye, 6 teeth, your right thumb, 1 testicle, and your left big toe" explains God. " I know that is a big sacrifice, so I will let you think on it and I'll be back in the morning for your answer."
The next morning God returns and asks if Adam has thought over the proposal.
"Yes I have" says Adam.
"Good good, what is your answer then." asks God
"Well" Adam says, "What can I get for a rib?"