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Licasia
03-20-2003, 05:42 AM
This is a very simplistic story, but a powerful message.

A mouse looked through a crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package; what food might it contain?

He was aghast to discover that it was a mouse trap!

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning, "There is a mouse trap in the house, there is a mouse trap in the house."

The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell you this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no
consequence to me; I cannot be bothered by it."

The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mouse trap in the house."

"I am so very sorry Mr. Mouse," sympathized the pig, "but there is nothing I can do about it but pray; be assured that you are in my prayers."

The mouse turned to the cow, who replied, "Like wow, Mr. Mouse, a mouse trap; am I in grave danger, Duh?"

So the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected to face the farmer's mouse trap alone.

That very night a sound was heard throughout the house, like the sound of a mouse trap catching its prey. The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught.

In the darkness, she did not see that it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.

The snake bit the farmer's wife.

The farmer rushed her to the hospital.

She returned home with a fever. Now everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient.

His wife's sickness continued so that friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.

The farmer's wife did not get well, in fact, she died, and so many
people came for her funeral the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide meat for all of them to eat.

So the next time you hear that someone is facing a problem and think that it does not concern you, remember that when the least of us is threatened, we are all at risk.

And so it may be with Germany, France and Belgium one
day................................

Janari
03-20-2003, 06:00 AM
"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these
drawbacks it is a fine country"
---Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French
one
behind me."
--- General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without
your
accordion."
--Norman Schwartzkopf

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about
it."
---- Marge Simpson

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
---Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
---Rush Limbaugh,

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army
is
sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
--- Regis Philbin

"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed
any
better, on average, than the
citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink
little cups of coffee, but why
this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses
of
whiskey I don't know."
--- P.J O'Rourke (1989)

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of
the
1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't
have the
face for it."
---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because
he
hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French,
people."
---Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us
get
Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the
Germans
out of France!"
---Jay Leno

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching
into
Paris under a German flag."
---David Letterman

"The next time there is a war the loser has to keep France."
---Anonymous