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11-19-2008, 04:34 AM
The Top 15 New State Mottos
15> Arkansas: It's Trailer-rific!!!
14> South Carolina: Oh, yeah -- like *we're* going to be concerned about an NAACP tourism boycott.
13> Florida: Half a Million Cubans Can't All Be Wrong
12> Illinois: Stop pronouncing the "S", or we're gonna kick your ass!
11> Wisconsin: Badgers?! We don't need no stinkin' badgers.
10> Kentucky: Come for the Bluegrass -- Stay for the Incest!
9> Rhode Island: Small? Yes, But We Know What To Do With It
8> Iowa: Future Birthplace of Captain James T. Kirk
7> South Dakota: Hello? Can anyone hear me? Hey! Over here!
6> Alabama: Like the third world, but closer.
5> Michigan: It's not just cold. It's ass-biting cold.
4> Florida: Hey you kids, get off of my state!
3> Virginia: Contrary to our name, some of our women are actually pretty slutty!
2> Massachusetts: Now with 30% fewer Kennedys!
and Topfive.com's Number 1 New State Motto...
1> Indiana: Dan Quayle's Favorite Country!
Copyright 2000, 2008 by Chris White. Please do not forward, publish, broadcast or use in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" - it's the right thing to do.
15> Arkansas: It's Trailer-rific!!!
14> South Carolina: Oh, yeah -- like *we're* going to be concerned about an NAACP tourism boycott.
13> Florida: Half a Million Cubans Can't All Be Wrong
12> Illinois: Stop pronouncing the "S", or we're gonna kick your ass!
11> Wisconsin: Badgers?! We don't need no stinkin' badgers.
10> Kentucky: Come for the Bluegrass -- Stay for the Incest!
9> Rhode Island: Small? Yes, But We Know What To Do With It
8> Iowa: Future Birthplace of Captain James T. Kirk
7> South Dakota: Hello? Can anyone hear me? Hey! Over here!
6> Alabama: Like the third world, but closer.
5> Michigan: It's not just cold. It's ass-biting cold.
4> Florida: Hey you kids, get off of my state!
3> Virginia: Contrary to our name, some of our women are actually pretty slutty!
2> Massachusetts: Now with 30% fewer Kennedys!
and Topfive.com's Number 1 New State Motto...
1> Indiana: Dan Quayle's Favorite Country!
Copyright 2000, 2008 by Chris White. Please do not forward, publish, broadcast or use in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" - it's the right thing to do.