Klytus
03-30-2003, 04:26 AM
My evilness has surpassed Clothos, Casi, even the all powerful Lungki. None are above me. In an effort to pass the time and make my deployment less mundane I have decided to have a bit of fun. Yesterdays Evilness is by far no comparison to what I did today. We had a mission this morning to fly some PAO (public affairs officers) around for some air photos of camp Bondsteel. One of them happened to make an off hand remark during the flight crew brief that he didnt trust women pilots. Yes, one of my pilots is femal... and she is very good. just a note here: NEVER NEVER NEVER say something about a pilot if one of the crew can hear you. I talked to a few of his "friends" and found out that he has been up in a blackhawk only once before. (Evil Flo poking head up at this point)
I took a moment to pick up a few "extra" nuts and bolts from the supply office and stash them in the roof of the cabin behind the pilots seat. NOTE: the cabin is lined with soundproofing that is connected by velcro. (Evil Flo grinning now)
While in flight they made enough sound rattling and vibrating that the "passegner could hear it" I got on the ICS and told the pilot to raise up about twenty feet then drop about 10.
Pilot responce.... "why are you F***ing with the packs?"
my responce "he said female pilots are "BLEEP" Maam, and I'm teaching him a lesson"
pilot responce "He said WHAT!?"..... (about 30 seconds of silence) "ok give me the signal."
I said go and the helicopter rocketed up about a hundred feet then dropped about two hundred. More than I wanted, I guess she was upset. total loss of gravity at this point . I shouted to the pilots and ripped the sound proofing down and the nuts fell.... at the same time I gave the signal and the bird dropped almost five hundred feet.
The effect was more than I could imagine. Picture this...
Mr. Macho lieutenant on his first duty assignment making degrading comments about one of MY pilots where I can hear him.
Mr. Macho talking all kinds of trash about Aviators.
(Evil Flo cackling uncontrollably)
Mr. Macho screaming he doesnt want to die and actualy CRYING! heheheh hahahahha heha haa haha ah ah a
When we landed he fell out of the bird and crawled away... My pilot who just happens to be a Captain walkes up and says she has an extra maxi-pad if he needs one.
:evil:
I took a moment to pick up a few "extra" nuts and bolts from the supply office and stash them in the roof of the cabin behind the pilots seat. NOTE: the cabin is lined with soundproofing that is connected by velcro. (Evil Flo grinning now)
While in flight they made enough sound rattling and vibrating that the "passegner could hear it" I got on the ICS and told the pilot to raise up about twenty feet then drop about 10.
Pilot responce.... "why are you F***ing with the packs?"
my responce "he said female pilots are "BLEEP" Maam, and I'm teaching him a lesson"
pilot responce "He said WHAT!?"..... (about 30 seconds of silence) "ok give me the signal."
I said go and the helicopter rocketed up about a hundred feet then dropped about two hundred. More than I wanted, I guess she was upset. total loss of gravity at this point . I shouted to the pilots and ripped the sound proofing down and the nuts fell.... at the same time I gave the signal and the bird dropped almost five hundred feet.
The effect was more than I could imagine. Picture this...
Mr. Macho lieutenant on his first duty assignment making degrading comments about one of MY pilots where I can hear him.
Mr. Macho talking all kinds of trash about Aviators.
(Evil Flo cackling uncontrollably)
Mr. Macho screaming he doesnt want to die and actualy CRYING! heheheh hahahahha heha haa haha ah ah a
When we landed he fell out of the bird and crawled away... My pilot who just happens to be a Captain walkes up and says she has an extra maxi-pad if he needs one.
:evil: